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) (Tune: Ten men went to mow-sung at Chelsea fans)Six men wouldn't fly Wouldn't fly to Israel Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog, Spot Wouldn't fly to Israel Five men couldn't carry Couldn't carry Lampard Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog, Spot Couldn't carry Lampard Four men went to laugh Went to laugh at Chelsea Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog, Spot Went to laugh at Chelsea (Tune: Skip to my Lou-sung at Frank Lampard)Big fat, big fat Frank Big fat, big fat Frank Big fat, big fat Frank Big fat Frankie Lampard (Tune: You are my sunshine-sung at Goodison)You are a Scouser An ugly Scouser You're only happy On Giro day Your mum's out thieving Your dad's drug-dealing So please don't take, my hubcaps away (Tune: Wonderful Tonight)It's late in the evening He's wondering what boots to wear He puts on his red shirt He hasn't got any hair And then he asks Wenger"Did I play alright?